14-10-2011 Click Here for Humor
***The Bigger The Summer Vacation, The Harder The Fall.***
4-5-2011 Click Here for Humor
****I Used to have a Handle on Reality, But It Broke!
26-2-2011 Click Here for Humor
***IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan!
6-11-2010 Click Here for Humor
***Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
19-8-2010 Click Here for Genealogy Humor
***My life has an excellent cast; I just can't figure out the plot.
26-6-2010 Click Here for Genealogy Humor
***Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
31-3-2010 Click Here for Genealogy Humor
*** Pushing fifty is exercise enough!
4-12-2009 Click Here for Genealogy Humor
***Most of my family roots are underground.
1-10-2009 Click Here for Genealogy Humor
*** Just when I find the key to success, someone changes all the locks!
8-8-2009 Click Here for Genealogy Humor***
I Tried Using Invisible Ink But I Drew A Blank.
3-6-2009 Click Here for Genealogy Humor***
Never let an inanimate object know that you are in a hurry.
1-4-2009 Click Here for Genealogy Humor***
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
28-1-2009 Click Here for Genealogy Humor
***Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
27-11-2008 Click Here for Genealogy Humor***
The sooner I fall behind, the more time I'll have to catch up.
10-10-2008 Click Here for Genealogy Humor***
It looked like everything was coming my way! Then I realized I was in the wrong lane.
22-5-2008 Click Here for Genealogy Humor***
I was born with nothing; and, I still have most of it left.
29-11-2007 Click Here for Genealogy Humor
***Research: What I'm doing, when I don't know what I'm doing.
12-8-2007 Click Here for Genealogy Humor
***I'm well traveled. Not really, my mind just wanders.
24-12-2006 ***Click Here for Genealogy Humor***
I have a mind like lightning: one quick flash of light and then total darkness.
8-4-2006 Click Here for Genealogy Humor
***Okay who put a stop payment on my reality check?
17-6-2005 Click Here for Genealogy Humor
***I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
5-11-2004 Click Here for Genealogy Humor
***If I save time when do I get it back?
8-4-2004 Click Here for Genealogy Humor
***Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
30-10-2003 Click Here for Genealogy Humor***
He who hesitates is not only Lost; But Miles From The Next Exit!
25-7-2003 Click Here for Genealogy Humor***
Does Killing Time Damage Eternity??
30-5-2003 Click Here for Genealogy Humor***
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine!
2-3-2003 Click Here for Genealogy Humor***
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!
25-11-2002 Click Here for Genealogy Humor***
My Family Tree is full of NOT holes - it's NOT him and it's NOT her!!!
7-8-2002 Click Here for Genealogy Humor***
When tracing ancestors, please stay within the lines!
15-5-2002 Click Here for Genealogy Humor***
Can a First Cousin once removed be restored?
19-2-2002 Click Here for Genealogy Humor
***Old genealogists don't die, they just lose their census.
30-11-2001 Click Here for Genealogy Humor
***Have you ever stopped to think. . . . and forgot to start again?
Featuring "Top Ten Christmas Gifts to Get Grandma and Grandpa" By Cindy Carman
16-10-2001 Click Here for Genealogy Humor***
Out of my mind. . . . . . . . . . Back in 5 minutes!!
7-9-2001 Click Here for Genealogy Humor***
Mark Twain once said, "When I was younger, I could remember anything
whether it happened or not."
27-7-2001 Click Here for Genealogy Humor
***Who says my family is worthless? Have you priced nuts lately?
21-6-2001 Click Here for Genealogy Humor***
He that hath no fools, knaves, or beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightening.
11-5-2001 Click Here for Genealogy Humor
***"Crazy" is a relative term in my family.
19-2-2001 Click Here for Genealogy Humor
**** Gene-Allergy:It's a contagious disease, but I love it!!
Mark Twain once said, "I spent $25 to research my family background,
but once I found out who I descended from, it took $50 to cover it up.
